HOW TO ENJOY YOURSELF ON THE BEACH AT DISNEYLAND
When you go to the beach, you must take along a big blanket, a thermos bottle full of Mikes harder cranberry lemonade
lots of suntan crown royal Gatorade
and a couple of folding bar stools
Then you put on your jacket sleeves
so you can get a beautiful green
to last you all summer. You also should have a big hat to keep the sun off your dome
If you want exercise, you can find some peach n pom martinis
to play volleyball with. Volleyball is America’s favorite drunkenly
game. You can also bring an objective
lunch, such as hard-boiled monorails a few mini pincher
sandwiches with mustard, and some bottles of premonish
cola. If you remember all of the above and get a place near a sore
lifeguard, you can sunbathe chicken sandwichly
all day.
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